From its humble beginnings as privately circulated ASCII pr0n in the late 1970’s, Internet pornography has grown to truly titanic proportions.

Cleptomaniacs and Shoplifters Anonymous, LLC, asks: “How much would you have to steal to finally feel satisfied or to make life fair?” The implied answer: you could never steal enough.

According to the Bureau of Labor Statistics, the odds an employed person 16 or older is a member of a labor union are 1 in 8.13 (12.3 percent) compared to 20.1 percent in 1983.

The year of 1803, which saw the US double in size, also saw it enact its first disaster relief.